Catching the Cold: Putting the “Sick” in Homesick

Staff Writer Hannah Feng ’28 reflects on how memories of her childhood enable her to better bear sickness on campus.

Satire: New Flashy Table at Val!

Staff Writer Hannah Feng ’28 and Contributing Writer Isha Patel ’28 revel in the luxury of Val’s brand new granite table.

Satire: Purple Banners Gone. I Don’t Know Which Dorm is Mine.

Staff Writer Hannah Feng ’28 jokes about the removal of the purple banners from the First Year Quad.

Satire: Amherst College Student Found Studying in a Rail Trail Bush

Satire: Staff Writer Hannah Feng ’28 interviews an Amherst student who, desperate for a quiet study spot during midterms, was found studying in a bush along the Rail Trail after failing to find space in the campus library.

Satire: Amherst College Unveils New Stand-n-Stay Dining Option in Keefe Campus Center!

Read all about the newest innovation to the student dining experience: the brand new Stand-n-Stay option in Keefe.